• aries:lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus:p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini:crayola as fuck
  • cancer:rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo:cutest ever
  • virgo:really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra:weird as hell omg
  • scorpio:probably satan
  • sagittarius:cute and very sweet
  • capricorn:to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius:charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces:even more crayola than gemini
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